WOULD YOU LIKE AMMM OR FMMMMM
How to Be a Fanboy 101
Ugh, worst song ever.
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:
- I am unable to do that
- I am too stressed out to do that
- I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
- My body will physically not allow me to do that
- I am on the verge of a panic attack
- I cannot do that
What people hear:
- I am unwilling to do that
- I am just shy
- I am overreacting
- I am lazy
- I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
- I need a push
- I don’t want to do that
Inspired by X
DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.
THIS IS SUPER FUCKING IMPORTANT. I DON’T PLAN TO REPRODUCE, BUT IF ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS DO, PLEASE, MAKE THOSE KIDS FEEL SPECIAL. TELL THEM YOU’RE PROUD. WHEN KIDS DON’T HAVE THAT, IT CAN MAKE THEM INSECURE AND ANXIOUS AND DEPRESSED AS THEY GROW UP, AND NO CHILD SHOULD GROW UP FEELING LIKE THEY’RE UNIMPORTANT OR LIKE NO ONE’S EVER BEEN PROUD OF THEM.
OH MY GOD
But have you been on CarpetsForAirports.com?
Yeah, am bear. But some days, why am bear? Is there more than bear?